September 10, 2017
Originally published July 2016
We cut back to the news reporter, who is in shock that you can throw enemies as weapons in Super Mario Bros. 2, and this little kid in an over-sized sweater calls him out on it, saying that it is because he's a grown up. He says "You're a grown up, you have work to do." Hey now, kid! I'm a grown up and I knew that you could do that!
The story cuts to Nintendo of America's headquarters in Washington and says that their army of customer support people receive FIFTY THOUSAND calls a day asking for tips & tricks regarding the most popular games. Here's this dude playing a light gun game in his cubicle.
He says that Nintendo's games are an even bigger success in their home country of Japan, where large crowds of people get upset because they can't get copies of the newest Dragon Quest game.
Mr. Stossel asks a question that I've heard several times throughout Nintendo's history; is Nintendo really running out of supplies or are they holding back shipments to increase the mystique and demand for their product? This is something that Nintendo has been accused of even up to the release of the Wii console ten years ago, so it wouldn't necessarily be shocking that it was the case as it is a strategy toy manufacturers have utilized in the past.
The last point that is brought up in the story is "Should parents buy Nintendo products for their children at all?" He brings up something about a TV violence group that says that kids shouldn't play it because it makes them violent, but the reporter doubts that. He does say that playing these games a lot could lead to children becoming obsessive.
After the piece ends we cut to John Stossel at a desk with Barbra Walters, who asks if these games are harmful and will cause the kids to become brain dead. John believes that under the right time restrictions that children who plays these games will be fine and that he doesn't believe that the violence, which is mostly cartoon-like, is something that is harmful necessarily. He ends to say that he ended up buying an NES because of this story and that he and his wife have been enjoying it.
So take THAT, kid that says grown ups can't play Nintendo!
Watch the story in its entirety here.
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